Mason's Prayers

"...an' I dank You dat dere's no fighting allowed at our house. And dat dere's no fumpin' on chests either."

"...and I dank You dat daddy has big muscles and can wift wotsa wood. And I ask dat we could go to Jesus' house and help him get some wood."


And one more bonus conversation that pertains to the stray cat that occasionally shows up at our house:

"Mom, I told that cat, 'Danks for wetting me!"

Thanks for letting you what?

"I jus' said 'Danks for wetting me!"

Letting you do what?

"Mom. She wicked my hand and I told her, "Danks for wetting me!"