Hairy Man No Longer

First, generously apply foam over existing facial hair.

Smile at yourself because you are just so darn good lookin'.



Check on your mom to make sure she's documenting this process. Hi, son!

Wet the "razor" with your own saliva. Makes the shave more smooth.

Shave carefully. You don't want any knicks. Those hurt like the dickens.

Get that unruly nose hair while you're at it.

And the lip hair. Yikes!

Rinse and repeat.